She may be pretty hot, but her music is just about the worst I've ever heard.
Her first single 'Goodies' had a torturously monotonous instrumental that can only be likened to an asthmatic, wheezing ape, blowing on a broken dog whistle. The lyrics were totally vapid and nonsensical.
Her second single '2 Step', isn't much better. Only this time she's enlisted the help of Missy Elliot (we all love Missy), who seemse to be scraping the bottom of her lyrical barrel. The intrumental has extended beyond the two notes of her first single, to become somthing that's almost as complex as those pieces that you used to compose in music lessons on outdated keyboards when you were twelve.
Her voice is generic R'n'B, the default voice that pretty much every girl is given anyway.
Do people honestly like this stuff? Are the merely brainwashed into liking it by MTV? If, as I fear, peopel do like her songs, can they justify them? What the f*ck is so catchy about her music? I really don't get it.
Her first single 'Goodies' had a torturously monotonous instrumental that can only be likened to an asthmatic, wheezing ape, blowing on a broken dog whistle. The lyrics were totally vapid and nonsensical.
Her second single '2 Step', isn't much better. Only this time she's enlisted the help of Missy Elliot (we all love Missy), who seemse to be scraping the bottom of her lyrical barrel. The intrumental has extended beyond the two notes of her first single, to become somthing that's almost as complex as those pieces that you used to compose in music lessons on outdated keyboards when you were twelve.
Her voice is generic R'n'B, the default voice that pretty much every girl is given anyway.
Do people honestly like this stuff? Are the merely brainwashed into liking it by MTV? If, as I fear, peopel do like her songs, can they justify them? What the f*ck is so catchy about her music? I really don't get it.