[Martinelv]

...I'm sure you'll agree that it is natural law that I be promoted to Moderator.

And I'm sure you'll agree that I never start arguments or raise my voice, so I am the ideal candidate to moderate.

I'll be waiting......... :twisted:

 

[Martinelv]

But surely you can see the sense in it Clover ?

 

[Martinelv]

:evil:

Right, the decision has been made. When I am moderator and emperor of the universe, you shall be the first to feel my wrath of grapes. Don't moan, you brought it on yourself !!!!!!!

 

[Martinelv]

That's more like it. Know your place. :lol:

 

[Martinelv]

Did I say you could talk woman ? :lol: Speak when spoken to, and then only to lavish praise on my wonderfulness.

 

[Martinelv]

Only 25 to go !! Are you watching Mr Revelation?

 

[Revelation_old]

Do we really need more moderators?

 

[Revelation_old]

Modded. Last mod for a long time. I hope.

Fight the man!

 

[sebastian]

My contention has always been that it would be good to have someone in one of those ridiculous time zones that are in the future, like Martin's England is. That way he can patrol the grounds while we're asleep. There has been whispers of a European syndicate scheming for quite some time as to how to infiltrate the dp-selfhelp group. If they were to strike whilst we slept innocently in our beds dreaming of sugarplums and other such frivolities, we would be rendered helpless. They could post their European SPAM all over the board and we wouldn't know about it until it was too late.

Another more potent reason to knight Martin is so that he will, once and for all, shut the hell up about it!

 

[Revelation_old]

Another more potent reason to knight Martin is so that he will, once and for all, shut the hell up about it!

 

[terri*]

Well I'll be damned. Hell has frozen over. :lol:

I now fear your ego will indeed spill out of your ears. Best to have some kind of pain pills on hand.

Hey really, Congrats.

terri*

 

[g-funk]

The Ego has landed

And a jolly well done ol chap. Good to see a Brit on the team.

 

[enigma]

Congratulations, Martin, I've really been rooting for you in this all along!

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[Martinelv]

Well, what an amazng turn of events. I really didn't expect it, but I certainly thought that I deserved it. :lol: Just like money, fame, women, all without getting out of my bed.

Thanks Rev, and to my loyal troops for their support in my crusade. Lik you said, you probably don't need another Moderator as the rest of them do feck all anyway, which is what I propose to do. But as Sebastian said, it will probably be worthwhile to have a Moderator in Europe who can monitor the carnage while the rest of you are asleep.

Now, for all of you that have crossed swords with me.......ooooooh...you're in for it in now. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: That was a joke by the way.

Ah, first the Dickleburgh Post, now this. The glory of it.....the power.

 

[g-funk]

Well, well Lord Martin of Dickleburgh. I don't think our friends across the pond are up yet so you only have me to talk to.
So, what do you plan to do with your new found power? Any political strategies in mind? Abolish all talk of religion on the forum?

I bow before thee

:wink:

 

[Martinelv]

I'll start with something small. World domination. I've decided on a name, Emperor Catastrophic, but I'm a bit stumped on what to do next. Start a hareem? Oh, I know, speaking of stumps, I've got to outlaw feet. Remove them right now! I command thee.

No no no. Religion has it's place. As moderator, I think I shouldn't venture in there anymore to spew my rages. It's quite unbecoming someone of my exhaulted status.

Anyway, I promised Rev and Sebatian I wouldn't talk about it anymore.

 

[g-funk]

I hate feet too. But not enough to cut my own off. Sorry. I kind of need them. Can I sacrifice something else to you? Like an eyelash or something?

 

[g-funk]

Did you see heat magazine this week? I doubt it, it is a peasant's weekly, but Kathleen Turner has the most awful feet I have ever seen in my life.

 

[Martinelv]

Hee hee...I've just realised that I can edit other peoples posts. Oh, the temptation. I think I'm going to go and have a cold shower. I must not, will not. Shall not.

Anyway, back to your feet. It's quite painless. I just get one of my minions to remove them with a nail file. And as one of my favouite wifes, I will give you the choice of stump attachments, free of charge. You could have springs, wheels, ski's, saucepans, origami fans made out of peacock feathers with little bells on ? They are the latest fashion I believe. Either way, the foot removal police will be around your house at 8pm. I suggest you put plastic sheets over the furniture and lock all your pets away. Oh, and make sure you have a bucket.

I can't bare to look at that picture. It makes me feel sick. Really, it does. You wicked woman. :twisted:

 

[Lilymoonchild]

K, I don't have a problem with feet per se, but that one foot with the weird toes is rather disturbing.