[Martinelv]

Yes folks, this is a one in a lifetime opportunity. I was going to put in on EBAY, but I thought I'd let my old DP friends have first go.

I need somewhere to say this weekend, Fri - Sun, in the Thames Valley / London area. This is coz I'm currently working on a contract in Basingstoke and the hotels in the surrounding area costing < ?200 a night are totally booked out. I only need 1 square metre of floor space to sleep(anywhere will do), will be completely inconspicous, no feeding, won't be out all hours of the night, and will entertain you with witty comments and insightfull social analysis.

Any takers ? Please ? Either that or I've got to travel all the way back to Norwich.

I love you all.

I can be contacted here, or on 077929 43063, or on [email protected]

:lol:

 

[Guest]

Are you SERIOUS???

anyhwere? Wha-???

You're like me.. AND, MY TAX FILE NUMBER ISS....

I'M GONNA RING YOU UP AND GIVE YOU A PRANK CALL

BoreD

 

[Guest]

Somehwere Anyhwere... I made ANOTHER mistake.

I'm getting SHLIGHTLY "obsessed" with spelling mistakes at this point..
I dont like them

 

[Guest]

 

[sebastian]

martin, you bloody lunatic, what are you doing posting your phone number on an internet forum? I mean, i alone have already sold that information to at least five mental health telemarketers, and one herbal therapy guru.

s.

 

[Guest]

You crazy Anglo Saxon.

 

[Guest]

martin, you bloody lunatic, what are you doing posting your phone number on an internet forum? I mean, i alone have already sold that information to at least five mental health telemarketers, and one herbal therapy guru.

s.

He's an existentialist.

I think they should wipe this thread off.

Maybe He wants GIRLS to ring Him

 

[Guest]

I think we're all involuntary existentialists on this board.

 

[Martinelv]

Yes, form an orderly queue everyone......anyone ? Poo. No it doesn't matter now....I've found a nice ditch to sleep in.

Strangely enough, I haven't had any crank calls. My faith in human nature is restored. And yes, I do want girls to call me.

 

[Guest]

Yes, form an orderly queue everyone......anyone ? Poo. No it doesn't matter now....I've found a nice ditch to sleep in.

Strangely enough, I haven't had any crank calls. My faith in human nature is restored. And yes, I do want girls to call me.

I hope you find a place.

I'm in Australia though.

:roll: Did you just "make this thread up" from the depths of your imagination?

I think we're all involuntary existentialists on this board.

I love you.

Howcome, I never find "shop assistants" etc with DP symptoms/behaviour?

I mean (except for Kari), the behaviour is specific.

I think DP/DR relates to a certain RAISED "brain chemical", mainly because it can be induced by pot etc.

But I think the SAME brain chemical is triggered by "Psyche" overload...

I like your use of the word "involuntary".

Everyone here has a certain... hmm.
Existentialist... how is that simply defined?
Humble? Simple? Kind? Concientious??? Drifting????

Except Paul Weller has an ego. I bow

 

[Guest]

Existentialist definition:
"a philosopher who emphasizes freedom of choice and personal responsibility but who regards human existence in a hostile universe as unexplainable"

FLOAT

I can "contradict" this though. So can Kari and Sleeping Beauty.

Misty and Cynthia dont though

I've got too much anger

Erm... how is
a philosopher who emphasizes freedom of choice and personal responsibility but who regards human existence in a hostile universe as unexplainable
Considered MENTAL ILLNESS?

And what about POT etc can trigger it?

I think it's REVERSE mental illness.. Political leaders NEED a "touch" of DP

If I have DP can you "tell" by my cognitive function?
What about my PTSD, and paranoia and delusion?

And neurosis.

Where does it all lie?

can all the parts ever make a "whole"?

I'm demented. Why is everyone hurting me?
I'm hyper-vigilant

 

[Guest]

"Hostility"

Is THAT the missing element?

Emphasizes personal responsibility, yes.

Freedom of choice? Yeah, I'm aware of that, quite highly!

Paranoia, pacifist, matyr, Autonomous, naturally.

I'm sorry. I like to DEFINE things, so I can feel safe and then "forget" about them

(I'm seeing "dog collars")

 

[Martinelv]

Ghost - are you on drugs ? If you're not, you certainly need to be. In the nicest possible way of course. And no, it didn't come from the depths of my imagination...I really am homeless. Or at least I was. I don't think my imagination is that barren.

You know, all this talk of dog collars and philosophy makes me wonder. Yes. I'm going to squat Buddha-like under my desk and contemplate the universe, then belch out my four (or so) noble truths. If, while I'm contemplating, I go a bit red in the face, just pat me (hard) on the back a couple of times. That should shift it.

THE FOUR NOBLE TRUTHS(tm):

1.) Nothing is certain.
2.) Everyone dies
3.) All political and social leaders are liars
4.) Thunder is god banging his dustbin lids.

Spread the word. ?11.99 hardback.

 

[Guest]

Ghost - are you on drugs ? If you're not, you certainly need to be. In the nicest possible way of course. And no, it didn't come from the depths of my imagination...I really am homeless. Or at least I was. I don't think my imagination is that barren.

You know, all this talk of dog collars and philosophy makes me wonder. Yes. I'm going to squat Buddha-like under my desk and contemplate the universe, then belch out my four (or so) noble truths. If, while I'm contemplating, I go a bit red in the face, just pat me (hard) on the back a couple of times. That should shift it.

THE FOUR NOBLE TRUTHS(tm):

1.) Nothing is certain.
2.) Everyone dies
3.) All political and social leaders are liars
4.) Thunder is god banging his dustbin lids.

Spread the word. ?11.99 hardback.

What drugs should I try.

I've ALWAYS wanted to do heroin.

I'm serious. Except, the money. I need a way to "block out the world", I need to be self-indulgent for once, and save some energy.

Martinelv you're "cute", everyone on this board is.. I dont actually get it. I keep waiting for Mr Hyde to show..

I dont think you were homeless I think you just wanted to put your REAL phone number up - for some weird reason

You really dont CARE, do you...

 

[Martinelv]

Sorry, I was being facetious, but you knew that already. I recommend all drugs and none.

Why do you want to block out the world ? Do you suffer from schizophrenia, honestly ?

And yes I do care. I think mental illness is the most spitefull thing. Unfortunately, since I've been DR/DP free for quite a while, my empathy is fading...not my sympathy though.

 

[Guest]

Sorry, I was being facetious, but you knew that already. I recommend all drugs and none.

Why do you want to block out the world ? Do you suffer from schizophrenia, honestly ?

And yes I do care. I think mental illness is the most spitefull thing. Unfortunately, since I've been DR/DP free for quite a while, my empathy is fading...not my sympathy though.

My empathy is GOOD.

I kinda knew you were being facetious, but then again I didn't.
I think "straight", then moronic, then BOTH at once.
I have two strands.
The logical, socially acceptable glimmer, which always gets swamped by the FOOL. But the "reasoning" ticks away as the fool writes. I have "co-awareness" of the fool and the logical one.

My Mum did something I've "seen" in
D'arcy Wretzky (ex-smashing pumpkins)
Coby Shaddix (Papa Roach)
Amy Lee (Evanescence)

Where a fool "shell" was manifested by external influence whilst a true voice STRUGGLES against the reins to get out.
My "shell" isn't a "personality disorder" it's a foolish delusion/persona that goes very deep. The maladjustment, compromise & dark hatred knows no bounds. I'm trapt in the jesters body, with eyes that are watching my humiliation. I have "co-awareness" because this foolish persona was deluded into my eyes by my Mother. The intensity and brutalness that Coby Shaddix feels in His clown shell are mine. It's humbling, infuriating and IMPOSSIBLE to climb out of.

I bow

and bow

and.. bow

Yes. I want/need to block out the world.

I've been very "exposed" since I was 5, a nervous wreck. Call it SCHIZOPHRENIA, call it whatever you wish.

I have no peace. I'm defenceless and I'm sad (and no-one cares)
Call it what you wish, I need to block people out, or else I'll die.

 

[Guest]

I knew this would happen.. It's on a separate PAGE
I cant control ANYTHING

 

[Guest]

I'M PISSED OFF

I give up on you, Martinelv

 

[Martinelv]

I'll take that as a yes then. Either way, don't give up on me.

Why are you pissed off ? You say you're in Australia ? What are you doing up at this time of night ? Try and get some sleep.

 

[Guest]

SHUT UP

You put your phone number on the screen