[terri*]

Happy Thanksgiving to those that observe it...To everyone else...Happy Thursday! Below is a little something for your reading enjoyment.

A young man named John received a parrot as
> a gift. The parrot had a
> > bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
> Every word out of the bird's
> > mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
> profanity.
> >
> > John tried and tried to change the bird's
> attitude by consistently
> > saying only polite words, playing soft music
> and anything else he could
> > think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
> >
> > Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at
> the parrot. The parrot
> > yelled back. John shook the parrot and the
> parrot got angrier and even
> > ruder.
> >
> > John, in desperation, threw up his hands,
> grabbed the bird and put
> > him in the freezer. For a few minutes the
> parrot squawked and kicked and
> > screamed. Then suddenly there was total
> quiet. Not a peep was heard for
> > over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the
> parrot, John quickly opened the
> > door to the freezer.
> >
> > The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's
> outstretched arms and said
> > "I believe I may have offended you with my
> rude language and actions. I'm
> > sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
> transgressions and I fully
> > intend to do everything I can to correct my
> rude and unforgivable
> > behavior."
> >
> > John was stunned at the change in the bird's
> attitude. As he was
> > about to ask the parrot what had made such a
> dramatic change in his
> > behavior, the bird continued,
> >
> > "May I ask what the turkey did?"
> >
> > HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

 

[Dreamer]

LOL.
Thanks Terri!
Time to get in a Gobble-in' mood.
Happy Thanksgiving to y'all.
L,
D 8)

 

[Captain_K]

ummm.

Excuuuuuuuuuse me.

That was not John's parrot, that was my parrot, dammit.

Sincerely,
Captain K

 

[Guest]

hahahahaha

I have a dead parakeet in the freezer (minus the head, the cat killed it) but no turkey.

 

[Captain_K]

Okay...
So we are looking for a missing turkey or one cat that ate a parakeet's head.(hope it wasn't my parrot)

Sincerely,
Captain K

 

[Guest]

Captain me too :roll: I think you'd be up the creek without a paddle if you lost your parrot.
Like a fish out of water so to speak

 

[Guest]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: ? I.

A sloth
On a tree

ummm.

Excuuuuuuuuuse me.

That was not John's parrot, that was my parrot, dammit.

Sincerely,
Captain K

Do you speak to people like RETARDS "on purpose" Here?

hahahahaha

I have a dead parakeet in the freezer (minus the head, the cat killed it) but no turkey.

This scares me. This scares me

You scare me

What's THANKSGIVING for anyway. I feel "dead" enough at Christmas-time.