[jc]

ok my friends daughter died last week...she was three years old,we all met in the pub after the funeral and as per usual a couple of twats started fighting so i threw one out and nutted the other one,yeh i was pissed off,but why do a couple of twats spoil it,it was a sad occasion but my faith in humanity has diminished....but to top it off i came home and while having a pee i splashed a little bit of urine on the floor,so i awoke this morning to my mum and dad telling me to pack my bags...i hadnt told them about a beautiful girl of three with her life taken away from her and here i am being told to pack my bags because i leaked on the toilet floor....

no wonder im fucked up....this is a wicked world

 

[Guest]

get used to it my friend because its you against the world, you either flow with it or you dont

 

[Guest]

yeah man...people show no love cause they have no love....
i would have no love in me if it were not for God...hang in there bro, does things pass easily with mom and dad?

 

[sleepingbeauty]

jc, just tell them its their fault for not potty training you.

all in fun of course.. but thats what i would do. :wink:

seriously men need to be properly potty trained. this standing up to pee has to go. i cant stand sitting on the pot when its covered in piss sprinkles and reaks of urine. certian things about men disgust me.

 

[jc]

lol !
yeh its horrible but i sprinkle when i tinkle but i always clean up...apart from this occasion :roll:

 

[Guest]

i hate it when it shoots in the opposite direction and i get it on my feet

 

[jc]

circumcision is the only option

 

[sebastian]

Good God people...whatever is the problem. I know this is a common problem among men, but i really have a tough time understanding how such a high percentage can miss the toilet bowl whilst urinating.

Is it not a big enough target? Shall we haul some swimming pools into our bathrooms so we can have a better shot at it? I mean, really. I for one have never had a problem hitting the bowl. Not once. Of course, i'm slightly aided by the fact that my "instrument" is of such massive size that it almost reaches the bowl on it's own. But hey, not that i'm bragging or anything.

jc, i'm sorry to hear about your friend's daughter. It's horrible when anything like that happens, but almost more so when it happens to children.

Also, i'd like to say that i know how it feels with the parent situation. I'm living with mommy at this time as well (and have been so for over a year), and there have been points where she's given me either ultimatums or has threatened expulsion from the house, etc. I really wouldn't worry. Mothers love their boys. Not that i presume to know your particular mother, but she could be doing this as a way of "toughening you up". This is a common tactic used by mothers which lasts about a week, when they realize they can't sustain the facade of tough love.

In any case, good luck...

s.

 

[Guest]

ok my friends daughter died last week...she was three years old,we all met in the pub after the funeral and as per usual a couple of twats started fighting so i threw one out and nutted the other one,yeh i was pissed off,but why do a couple of twats spoil it,it was a sad occasion but my faith in humanity has diminished....but to top it off i came home and while having a pee i splashed a little bit of urine on the floor,so i awoke this morning to my mum and dad telling me to pack my bags...i hadnt told them about a beautiful girl of three with her life taken away from her and here i am being told to pack my bags because i leaked on the toilet floor....

no wonder im f--- up....this is a wicked world

:? They're your parents?! Fuck me, what a pair of cunts. Good riddance to them I say, they sound evil to me. :evil:

 

[Guest]

We're all talking "AROUND" the real issue here. Your parents are furious that you're still drinking, JC....and the splatter on the floor is pretty much a picture of what they think you're doing to your life.

Love,
me

 

[Revelation_old]

JC,

how long have you been drinking?
how often do you drink?
how much do you comsume on a weekly basis?

I am just curious. I am not one to put down drinking. I truly enjoy a good drink.

Ps. I'm circumsized and still pee on the floor occassionaly. I get in big trouble for it by Sarah. She tells me to sit down and pee (how 'ghey' is that!) Then if i wipe it up with my foot I'm called disgusting. You can't win.

 

[Guest]

circumcision is the only option

Fuck that

 

[Guest]

I'm circumsized and I still get the "backward sprays" 'n s***. I try to wipe up my splatter. And are these ladies kidding? Tucking your penis between your legs and peeing sitting down? I suppose it's possible in theory...don't think I've ever tried. But you don't want to squeeze your dick while taking a leak, do you?

I'm tired of women complaining about us dudes leaving the toilet seat up. Can't you check to make sure it's down before you take a leak? The whole reason it exists is so we don't spray the seat.

 

[Martinelv]

We're all talking "AROUND" the real issue here. Your parents are furious that you're still drinking, JC....and the splatter on the floor is pretty much a picture of what they think you're doing to your life.

Tediously, I agree with Janine once again.

JC mate, I doubt that your parents were really going to go through with the threat of chucking you out, unless they have already - in which case, ingore me. Like yourself and Sebastian, I'm living with my parents too and it's difficult - not just for us, but for them too. I experienced a variety of thinly veiled 'threats' to sort my useless life out from my parents. My mother has always been there for me, however, and always will, and even though I knew these were 'threats', on the one hand I hated seeing her upset about me, and on the other it gave me the dig in the ribs that I needed to crawl out of my pit, and in that sense I'm eternally gratefull.

I detest living at my parents, I hate it. Not because they don't make me welcome, they do, but I'm furious at myself for getting into that situation - again, and again, a 33 year old man. My mother is lovely and reassures me with the 'it's a port in a storm', but yet - I'm still here.

I am very much like you, JC. My boozing contributed, in part, to the destruction of my marriage and just about my entire life. I'm honest about it. My boozing wasn't to numb the pain of DR/DP of course, rather something else which I still can't put my finger on - and perhaps never will.

 

[g-funk]

jc - did you/have you read that book I recommended?
Head full of Blue - Nick Johnstone.

 

[Guest]

I'm tired of women complaining about us dudes leaving the toilet seat up. Can't you check to make sure it's down before you take a leak? The whole reason it exists is so we don't spray the seat.

what if it's the middle of the night with no light?

speaking as someone who has fallen in a couple times under such circumstances.

 

[Sunshine Spirit]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,

Please be sweet and wipe the seat,

If no paper's to be found,

Drag your a**e along the ground!