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My resolution, that pertains to this board, is that I will take the best parts of it and enjoy them and any parts that I personally find upsetting, I will read, breathe and move on. Also, my humble apologies, as usual, to anyone that I may have upset before my hiatus.
Now on to a list of other resolutions I have run across and they made me smile.
New Year's Resolutions
1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and
paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
4. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.
6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as
rewarding.
8. I am at one with my duality.
9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.
10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.
11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
12. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I
told you so!".
13. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
14. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my jammies. Instead, I will
move my computer into the bedroom.
15. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the
future.
16. The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.
17. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a
mile away and barefoot.
Happy New Year All,
terri
Now on to a list of other resolutions I have run across and they made me smile.
New Year's Resolutions
1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and
paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
4. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.
6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as
rewarding.
8. I am at one with my duality.
9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.
10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.
11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
12. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I
told you so!".
13. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
14. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my jammies. Instead, I will
move my computer into the bedroom.
15. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the
future.
16. The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.
17. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a
mile away and barefoot.
Happy New Year All,
terri
