I don't mean to hurt your feelings but you kind of look like...a bug!
Okay, time for a little honesty about my background:
I was hatched from an egg in a pond with about 10,000 brothers and sisters (who were all very normal).
Contrary to the norm for my kind, however, I was born with--lungs
These permitted me to grow to gigantic proportions that simply did not permit me to fit in with rest of my group, and consequently they expelled me from their midst, forcing me to go it alone amongst--the humans
These years have been difficult, to say the least (I have been the constant
victim of phylumism).
But somehow I've managed.
considered plastic surgery in order to help me gain acceptance among you H. Sapiens types.
But I won't, because................dammit I'm proud!
Vive la difference!