person3 said:
I don't mean to hurt your feelings but you kind of look like...a bug!
Okay, time for a little honesty about my background:
I was hatched from an egg in a pond with about 10,000 brothers and sisters (who were all very normal).
Contrary to the norm for my kind, however, I was born with--
lungs.
These permitted me to grow to gigantic proportions that simply did not permit me to fit in with rest of my group, and consequently they expelled me from their midst, forcing me to go it alone amongst--the
humans.
These years have been difficult, to say the least (I have been the
constant victim of phylumism).
But somehow I've managed.
I
have considered plastic surgery in order to help me gain acceptance among you H. Sapiens types.
But I won't, because................dammit I'm
proud!
Vive la difference!
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