[Guest]

By the way - to continue john henry's attempt to get chinese across packing it into a joke, here is some vocabulary in this respect (for all who haven't suffered enough already):

Stupid Man - Dum Gai

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?

Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum Nao

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai

 

[Guest]

By the way - to continue john henry's attempt to get chinese across packing it into a joke, here is some vocabulary in this respect (for all who haven't suffered enough already):

Stupid Man - Dum Gai

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?

Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum Nao

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai

 

[shadowness]

haha!

very good

 

[shadowness]

haha!

very good

 

[lone wolf]

He hee Oh, as there is at least two Finns here in this forum, I can't resist continuing this language course a bit. Though as I'm aware that lingual jokes can be understood only by those people, who speak that language, I'll show you only two examples of Japanese:

YOKOHAMA HUMAHUTAN - fighter

("Finnish-Japanese" into English: Shall I cane you yet?)

HAYOSIKO TOYOTASI - motor-car repair shop

("Finnish-Japanese" into English: Did your Toyota get broken?)

There are plenty of them, but I save you from the flood... :mrgreen:

Nope - yay! Just one more (just came to my mind cuz this one is also related to cars...or is it?), this time from English dictionary:

Escort service - Ford Escort repair shop

Oh, there are plenty of these too. Too bad so many of you can't understand Finnish, as most of these English jokes are even more funny... 8)