God lord, is this pick on Martin day? I didn't start this.
This rumour that has been going around that me and Janine are having a 'thing', is pure nonsense, unfortunately. I would like nothing more than to ride the Carnal Carousel with Janine, but..well, another time, another place.
Our relationship is purely platonic. She is the wise old (!) sage of this forum, and I am the wit, rage, optionated ranter. And let's keep it at that.