Tom Servo said:
I have dreamed about it for years but because of this crap I haven't done it yet.
Hate to say it but I think the opposite is true...Do it and see how much better you feel afterwards
. That's what I've been told, and in most cases it's true.
I have to agree with MrMole. My daughter and I went right after my testosterone fiasco re-opened the door for my DR. Even unreal-looking, England/Ireland were totally awesome! Brain fog made driving more of a challenge than it otherwise might have been (I needed every bit the insurance I bought), but even that was a blast after 30 minutes or so.
Man, what I wouldn't do for a black pudding breakfast right now. Anyone know if that stuff can be ordered online and shipped?
Here's what you can do.
Go outside, and scrape up all the crap you can find in the gutter - really go nuts. Leaves, shoes, animals, stones, hubcaps, the lot. Boil it for at least 20 years - that's the black puddding sorted. Add sawdust for texture. Serve with cold beans, charcoal that was formerly a sausage, bacon you could cut diamonds with, and an egg that's only ever seen a canary, and there you have it - an authentic, English cafe breakfast experience.
For garnish, you may use Richmond Superking *** ash, eyelashes, plasters, and rat poision.