[g-funk]

For those of you who get as many telesales calls in a day as I do (5-8 and I work from home) then you may find this useful.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arnolds4.html

Listen to the prank calls made using the Ozzy Osbourne one aswell. I can't wait for the next telesales person to call me, they are gonna get it.

Simple things...

 

[Martinelv]

:lol: Very good.

What I do is just let them prattle on for ages, saying "hmm, yes, sounds interesting", using up their phone bill while I have a *** or indulge myself otherwise, and then right at the end say 'no thanks' and put the phone down.

I do feel sorry for them sometimes though. I've been out with a few girls who've worked in telesales, and by the sounds of it you'd have an easier time as a galley slave, and less chance of getting scurvy.

 

[g-funk]

Did you listen to any of the prank calls made using the Arnie soundboard? No 7 is hilarious. I bet no one calls me now :x

So, what do we think about Kate Moss? Should she be allowed to smoke crack cocaine and keep her high profile contracts?

 

[Guest]

Best ones I've heard are with the Jack Nicolson soundboard (I think they actually called the places though)

"Can I get your number Sir?"
"You have to ask me nicely"
"Can I please have your number Sir?"
"No."
"How can I deliver your pizza if you don't give me your number?"
"I eat breakfast less than 400 yards away from hungry cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second, that you can come down here, and make me nervous."

:lol: