Guess what happened to me...

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Martinelv

Discussion Starter · Jul 11, 2005

....at the weekend.

Went to Ipswich to meet some old work friends, got absolutely and totally hammered on Absinthe, fell over and cracked my head open, woke up covered in blood in some random womans house, lost my bag, keys, wallet, mobile phone.........ah................

I think I'm going to give up the beer totally and become a sane middle-aged man. At least I got laid at last...not that I can remember much. The girl said I kept passing out during the dirty deed. What a f*****g charmer. But astonishingly, she wants to see me again !

Dear lord.....get a grip Martin.! :roll:

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Brainsilence02

· #21 · Jul 13, 2005

terri* said:
Are you understanding that we are all kidding, joking, teasing with Martin?

Your questions seem to be serious.

Yes

But the issue of narcisism is something that concerns me. I know it would be somewhat odd to post something serious in a teasing thread/topic, but I couldn't find a better way to ask. The fact that it's a teason thread/topic is the reason that I said it might be better to continue to that other old thread/topic.

terri* said:
Can you elaborate a little more because I did not understand what you were trying to ask?

Yes. I just think that I may be narcisist and wanted to know what is the relation of a narcisist with self-distruct, as I am having alike thoughts (actually they seem to be obsessions that's why I said they may not be related to narcisism but to OCD).

I guess that my question is: "do narcisist have a typical 'behavior' of self-destuct? why? how to prevent this?"

-- initial post on Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:49 pm, edited to correct a typographic mistake --

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· #22 · Jul 13, 2005

as a self-destructing narcicisisicicist, I enjoy being teased

One of the primary criteria for diagnosis of narcissistic personality is the inexplicable inability to spell "Narcissistic" and "Annihilation anxiety"

Just trying to keep everyone informed.

:wink:

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g-funk

· #23 · Jul 13, 2005

Too true. My psychology degree is more like a spelling test :lol:

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Brainsilence02

· #24 · Jul 13, 2005

JanineBaker said:
as a self-destructing narcicisisicicist, I enjoy being teased

Click to expand...

One of the primary criteria for diagnosis of narcissistic personality is the inexplicable inability to spell "Narcissistic" and "Annihilation anxiety"

Just trying to keep everyone informed.

:wink:

For all kinds of narcisism? Maybe I am a narcisist and I disassociate so that I say the word.

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· #25 · Jul 13, 2005

Brainsilence, I am only joking - don't pay much attention to ANYthing in this thread, lol.. we are just playing with Martin here.

I do understand your legitimate questions and will try to reply to them later tonight..have no time now.

Peace,
Janine

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terri*

· #26 · Jul 13, 2005

Martinelv said:
Don't worry - please continue....as a self-destructing narcicisisicicist, I enjoy being teased. Actually, that's the truth...there is something insiduously kinky about it, wouldn't you agree?.

"One of the primary criteria for diagnosis of narcissistic personality is the inexplicable inability to spell "Narcissistic" and "Annihilation anxiety"."

narcicisisicicist :lol: :lol: :lol: I LOVE that word. I LOVE thinking of all of us trying to pronounce it as written. Wish we could hear each other.

Martin...you think everything is insiduously kinky and nefarious. Even flotsam. 8) I will continue to watch this space as it always cracks me up.

Janine...Queen of Narcicisisicicisismmm...please do come back and explain all about it to Brainsilence. I guess me too, as I can never tell if I am one or not. I believe you have written elsewhere that we all are. :shock: If I am one, I want to be a GOOD one.

terri*

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Martinelv

Discussion Starter · #27 · Jul 14, 2005

I imagine the sound of the word 'Narcisicicicicicicisistttttttssst' to be like like the hissing of an angry snake.

I'm still a little beguiled about how I can be a Narcissist when I, if truth be known, am in fact almost completely perfect in every respect.

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gimpy34

· #28 · Jul 15, 2005

As some say here in the states, "p*ssy comes in waves." Forgive my language but that's what they say. Huge dry streaks followed by more ass than you can handle. Then another dry spell.

I feinted one time in the bathroom while waking up in the middle of the night to take a leak after a night of getting wasted. Hit my head on the tile and split it open. Passed out for probably 30 seconds or so, woke up in a pool of my own blood, put a paper towel on my forehead and went back to sleep. Woke up later and my friend took me to the hospital to get stitches. Have a cool scar even until this day.

I don't think I've ever passed out during sex but I used to pass out during hooking up more often than not. Think I usually went home with girls when all inhibitions were lost and I somehow developed some blackout game (or lack of fear). Go home, fool around, then pass out at some point. Have definitely passed out getting oral a few times.

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Axel19

· #29 · Jul 15, 2005

What's most remarkable about your story Martin is that you managed to have such a wild time in Ipswich, of all places. I am very familiar with the town, it's population are all biologically related in some way due to years of inbreeding. My uncle owns a shop there. I got seriously w*nkered there on one occasion with a bunch of Ipswichians.

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Martinelv

Discussion Starter · #30 · Jul 15, 2005

Well, yes, if your definition of a wild time is cracking your head open and losing most of your possessions, then I guess it is remarkable.

Keep in mind that I live in Norwich, so I know all about the fen-folk and their uncanny ability to navigate by the stars.

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person3

· #31 · Jul 15, 2005

mr mole

no. i'm not threatened.

like, at all.

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