Sorry to hear about you losing all your stuff, Martin, but congratulations on finally getting laid!
This reminded me of when my older brother first got laid. He lived in one room in a mansion at the time. All forty of the lodgers had a party one evening. My brother got so drunk, that he can't remember anything about what happened.
When he woke up, he was alone in his room. The only reasons he knew he'd lost his virginity, were because he felt 'sore', he found a pair of red knickers in his bed and a few days later, he was told by his GP that he had caught crabs!!!
Aw, bless him.... :lol:
This reminded me of when my older brother first got laid. He lived in one room in a mansion at the time. All forty of the lodgers had a party one evening. My brother got so drunk, that he can't remember anything about what happened.
When he woke up, he was alone in his room. The only reasons he knew he'd lost his virginity, were because he felt 'sore', he found a pair of red knickers in his bed and a few days later, he was told by his GP that he had caught crabs!!!
Aw, bless him.... :lol:
