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Guess what happened to me...

895 Views 30 Replies 9 Participants Last post by  person3 the weekend.

Went to Ipswich to meet some old work friends, got absolutely and totally hammered on Absinthe, fell over and cracked my head open, woke up covered in blood in some random womans house, lost my bag, keys, wallet, mobile phone.........ah................

I think I'm going to give up the beer totally and become a sane middle-aged man. At least I got laid at last...not that I can remember much. The girl said I kept passing out during the dirty deed. What a f*****g charmer. But astonishingly, she wants to see me again !

Dear lord.....get a grip Martin.! :roll:
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Sorry to hear about you losing all your stuff, Martin, but congratulations on finally getting laid!

This reminded me of when my older brother first got laid. He lived in one room in a mansion at the time. All forty of the lodgers had a party one evening. My brother got so drunk, that he can't remember anything about what happened.

When he woke up, he was alone in his room. The only reasons he knew he'd lost his virginity, were because he felt 'sore', he found a pair of red knickers in his bed and a few days later, he was told by his GP that he had caught crabs!!!

Aw, bless him.... :lol:
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