[Martinelv]

....at the weekend.

Went to Ipswich to meet some old work friends, got absolutely and totally hammered on Absinthe, fell over and cracked my head open, woke up covered in blood in some random womans house, lost my bag, keys, wallet, mobile phone.........ah................

I think I'm going to give up the beer totally and become a sane middle-aged man. At least I got laid at last...not that I can remember much. The girl said I kept passing out during the dirty deed. What a f*****g charmer. But astonishingly, she wants to see me again !

Dear lord.....get a grip Martin.! :roll:

 

[jc]

i dont think drinking minimal amounts of beer is the problem....drinking absinthe will send you doo dally,stay away from the hard stuff

 

[g-funk]

Way to go! You got laid AND she likes you despite your drunken performance! God knows what you must be like in bed when sober...

 

[terri*]

Yes, you crazy man, do settle down now that you have cracked your head open and lost all your personal belongings. It does seem fitting that you might consider it. Really, to think of it, it shows some bit of brillance on your part.

And please people, howz about a big round of applause for Martin getting laid :!:

No photos or video or memory of it, but you did get laid!

Congrats, you wild, crazy, absinthe drinking maniac. Glad you survived.

You know what they say...God loves a drunk. :wink:

 

[g-funk]

I am so going to heaven then. Phew

 

[Guest]

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[Sunshine Spirit]

Sorry to hear about you losing all your stuff, Martin, but congratulations on finally getting laid!

This reminded me of when my older brother first got laid. He lived in one room in a mansion at the time. All forty of the lodgers had a party one evening. My brother got so drunk, that he can't remember anything about what happened.

When he woke up, he was alone in his room. The only reasons he knew he'd lost his virginity, were because he felt 'sore', he found a pair of red knickers in his bed and a few days later, he was told by his GP that he had caught crabs!!!

Aw, bless him.... :lol:

 

[person3]

Finally! Congratulations!

The passing out thing...though...I really don't think I could call a guy again if he passed out on me multiple times. Take speed next time.

 

[Martinelv]

Martin bows.

 

[Brainsilence02]

What can I say...

Certainly not "congrats", because there was doubt really. Lossing your stuff is a minor negetive detail, but... who cares!

I have a question though... I am assuming (it's a fairly safe assumption I think) that this experience made you more happy. Does this situation effects your writing?

 

[Guest]

no one can self-destruct quite as dramatically as a narcissist.

Freudian Grin,
Janine

 

[person3]

I have a question though... I am assuming (it's a fairly safe assumption I think) that this experience made you more happy. Does this situation effects your writing?

Of course it does! It really is quite hard to write when you're drunk and trying to have sex with somebody you don't quite know yet. that would take some real flexibility, eye hand coordination, etc.

 

[terri*]

Now that is funny. :lol:

Also, to Brainsilence, remember that other book of his that you decided not to read...Tranquil Breeze? Where do you think he gets his material for that kind of stuff? Scarey stuff. :shock:

I do hope you don't totally do the narcissistic self-destruct thing, Martin, as I would have noone to live vicariously thru during my old age. Truely.

Just my regular ol' grin,
terri

 

[Guest]

Of course it does! It really is quite hard to write when you're drunk and trying to have sex with somebody you don't quite know yet. that would take some real flexibility, eye hand coordination, etc.

And they said the gymnastics wouldn't pay off...who's laughing now?

 

[Brainsilence02]

I noticed a mistake in my previous post. I would like to correct it in a way that will become obvious. The bold text at the following quote should have existed at the initial post:

What can I say...

Certainly not "congrats", because there was no doubt really. Lossing your stuff is a minor negetive detail, but... who cares!

I have a question though... I am assuming (it's a fairly safe assumption I think) that this experience made you more happy. Does this situation effects your writing?

 

[Brainsilence02]

and... why narcisist self-destuct? or why is it "impressive"?

I think I must be a narcisist myself, but my though of self-destuct (or self-annihilation) must be something that comes from OCD :|

anyone can en-light me? Or perhaps it would be better, since these questions concern me personally, to continue in an old post: "the self-acknowledgement thing

 

[terri*]

Hi Brainsilence,

Are you understanding that we are all kidding, joking, teasing with Martin?

Your questions seem to be serious.

Can you elaborate a little more because I did not understand what you were trying to ask?

Most sincerely,
terri

 

[person3]

was it worth wearing the spandex and getting beaten up every day by the kids at school mr mole? 8)

i think by martin's account and the alochol involved he tripped over the uneven bars...

(sorry martin but i'm really stressed and i really have to make fun of somebody today and just know this is in good fun)

 

[Guest]

was it worth wearing the spandex and getting beaten up every day by the kids at school mr mole? 8)

:lol:

Do you know how imposing a six footer in skin tight lycra is?

:?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

[Martinelv]

Don't worry - please continue....as a self-destructing narcicisisicicist, I enjoy being teased. Actually, that's the truth...there is something insiduously kinky about it, wouldn't you agree?.

And again, don't worry Terri*! I'm sure my next explosion of misadventure is just around the corner !!! Watch this space.