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For all you office workers here, this is so funny I had to post it here. If i didn't you guys probably wouldnt read it. Some of you may have seen these.

Ways to maintain your sanity:

1. At lunchtime sit in your parked car and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

3. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks, then replace with espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks write "for sexual favors".

6. Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy." LOL

7. Don't use any punctuation.

8. Skip rather than walk. LOL

9. Ask people what sex they are. After they reply, laugh out loud.

10. Specify your drive-thru order is 'to go'.

11. Sing along at operas.

12. Put mosquito nets around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. 5 says in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

14. Have your co-workers call you by your wrestling name: Rock-Hard.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!"

16. If you're leaving the zoo, run for the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives!! They're loose!!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we have to let one of you go."

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lol that's the best one.
 
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