[bat]

ok i'm crap at starting a story but i'll start with fortunately and then its unfortunately and fortunately in turn.

i was walking up the cavehill one day, it was a sunny day and i was feeling hot and bothered. fortunately i followed the dog who ran into a shady wood.

 

[Guest]

I followed the dog into the woods where I unfortunately stepped into a big pile of it's shit. I began to run after the dog, feeling very angry.

 

[Guest]

Fortunately it started to rain. I could cool off and my anger subsided.
I had lost track of the dog however. I looked around and yelled his name.

 

[bat]

at the edge of the wood the dog jumped into a river which i stumbled into in my rage. fortunately the cool water refreshed and calmed me

 

[bat]

sorry wendy

unfortunately as i looked for the dog the sky darkened and i started to feel cold, lost and alone

 

[Guest]

Unfortunately pdr and I posted at the same time. Which 'track' are we gonna follow now in the woods? :?

 

[Guest]

LOLOL pdr, that was the second time tonight

I gazed through the woods and saw a light burning far away. I walked closer to the light. Fortunately, it was a small wooden house. I got lucky.

 

[bat]

what a stroke of luck. i whistled for my dog as i approached the cabin in the woods. the light was burning warmly but unfortunately as i approached i realised it was a left fire in a ruin and my dog didn't answer

 

[Guest]

Fortunately I got a message that I was the second coming of Jesus Christ and I resurrected the cabin and made the dog appear right before my very eyes. The dog then begged for forgiveness from it's sins.

 

[bat]

oh what a blessing, how relieved i felt. for a second. unfortunately i realised i really was alone this time. even my dog was reliant on my reality and i didn't want to be in charge

 

[enigma]

Fortunately, it was only temporary insanity, which the dog snapped me out of when he bit me on the shin.

 

[enigma]

Fortunately the dog was so large that the leather collar he was wearing was big enough to use as a tourniquet.

 

[bat]

we approached the cabin. i knocked on the door once, twice, three times. no answer. the door had opened slightly and i could see the flames from the fire flickering onto the stone doorstep. we entered. unfortunately a group of hostile eyes looked up from a around a table.

 

[Guest]

Fortunately the hostile eyes turned out to be not so hostile when I figured out they were the eyes of a stripper. She began to give me a lap dance and I tipped her a 5. It turns out that this cabin had been converted into a strip club and I was the first customer of the evening.

 

[Guest]

LOL Pure Narcotic.

I came in second, but unfortunately the stripper was not into girls, so I left the cabin, wondering where the hell I WOULD be able to find sex for the night, out there in the woods? In the meantime I was still looking for my dog. What a freaking nightmare!!!

 

[bat]

as i shivered in the cold fortunately i say my dog appearing through the rotting undergrowth. on the end of his lead was a kindly woodman with a sharp chopper

 

[Guest]

Unfortunately this mans chopper was a little too sharp for me. I couldn't take my eyes off his chopper. It was just so wide, large, shiny, perfect! I offered him some money to feel his chopper.

 

[enigma]

Fortunately his chopper was for sale, and it turned out that I had precisely the amount of money that he wanted for it.

 

[bat]

fortunately he turned me down and i realised the dawn was beginning to break. it was misty but i could feel the heat of the sun breaking through promising a beautiful day. i found a nice mossy bank beside a stream in a young tree cove and dog and i experienced a dreamless sleep

 

[enigma]

Actually, I think that was supposed to be unfortunately next (I know this is your thread, but...), like "unfortunatley, as I tried to find a way to carry the chopper, it gave me a very nasty cut" or something like that.

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