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We've all done it made. It's the curse of email. That terrible sinking feeling in your stomach when you realised you've pressed 'Reply to All' and done some serious slagging off.
How about this. I've just been forced to go on a 'Motivational and Self Confidence course.' After about 20 minutes, I accidently snapped my pencil. The she-beast who was doing the course looked up and said, 'Martin - did you want to add something'. But, of course, instead of saying - 'no, sorry, it was an accident', the conversation went like this:
Me: "Well, yes, I do actually"
Beast: "Yes?"
Uncomfortable squirming by other people in the room. Us Brit's just usually sit and take all this bullshit without questioning it.
Me: "Well, you can't teach self-esteem and self-confidence. It's part of somoneone personality."
Beast: "Yes, but there are techniques to.."
Me: "Techniques ? To change someones personality?"
Beast: "Yes, just like...."
Me: "A robot ?"
Beast: "No, you can teach someone to be more assertive."
Me: "How?"
Beast: "By saying no, for instance, when you have a lot on your plate."
Me: "And that's a technique is it? Learning to say no?"
Beast: "Yes, it's a way of being assertive."
Me: "No it's not, what you are teaching is false bravado."
Beast: "Pardon?"
Me: "These 'techniques' of your's, they aren't changing anything about the person, it's just false bravado. In other words - bullshitting."
Beast: "Excuse me.?"
Me: "We are being taught how to bullshit."
Beast: "Not at all."
Me: "OK, sorry."
Teachers pet, that's me.