Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...
http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2005/07/25/articrow0725.html
Now, I'm as peace loving as the next Canadian, but when I read something like this, my blood just boils. Apparently, those crafty Danes are claiming that a Canadian island is actually Danish property. It's an island about 1.3 square kilometers in area, off the coast of Greenland...covered in ice no doubt.
Now, i think i speak for not only all Canadians, but the rest of the world, when i say that I've grown very weary of Danish aggression over the years. There comes a time when every nation, no matter how peaceful their intentions, has to draw a line in the sand. And I think Hans island is the place to make this line.
The Canadian intelligence community has, no doubt, agents in place in Denmark, and they soon will of course have to start infiltrating the tightly knit Inuit community on Hans Island, which has, i believe a total population of 9 people. I say it's time to put these agents in "play". We need to put the entire country on high alert, bulk up our borders, particularly around the vulnerable north east where Danish canoes have been spotted coasting through the thin ice by long range reconnaisance aircraft. We need to be on a war footing. Assume the worst. Danish sabre-rattling has gone too far this time. It's time to round up the bustling Danish population in internment camps, and open our own Guantanamo Bay torture chamber. Canadian nationalism will be whipped into a frenzy. We, as a people, will not stand by idly while our arch-nemesis, Denmark, attempts to slowly infiltrate our gorgeous land mass, bit by bit.
Draw thy sword, mighty Denmark! It's "shock and awe" time!
s.
http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2005/07/25/articrow0725.html
Now, I'm as peace loving as the next Canadian, but when I read something like this, my blood just boils. Apparently, those crafty Danes are claiming that a Canadian island is actually Danish property. It's an island about 1.3 square kilometers in area, off the coast of Greenland...covered in ice no doubt.
Now, i think i speak for not only all Canadians, but the rest of the world, when i say that I've grown very weary of Danish aggression over the years. There comes a time when every nation, no matter how peaceful their intentions, has to draw a line in the sand. And I think Hans island is the place to make this line.
The Canadian intelligence community has, no doubt, agents in place in Denmark, and they soon will of course have to start infiltrating the tightly knit Inuit community on Hans Island, which has, i believe a total population of 9 people. I say it's time to put these agents in "play". We need to put the entire country on high alert, bulk up our borders, particularly around the vulnerable north east where Danish canoes have been spotted coasting through the thin ice by long range reconnaisance aircraft. We need to be on a war footing. Assume the worst. Danish sabre-rattling has gone too far this time. It's time to round up the bustling Danish population in internment camps, and open our own Guantanamo Bay torture chamber. Canadian nationalism will be whipped into a frenzy. We, as a people, will not stand by idly while our arch-nemesis, Denmark, attempts to slowly infiltrate our gorgeous land mass, bit by bit.
Draw thy sword, mighty Denmark! It's "shock and awe" time!
s.
