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Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept their own tag-lines.....
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>Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
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>Tesco Condoms - every little helps
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>Nike Condoms - Just do it
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>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
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>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
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>KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
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>Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
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>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
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>Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
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>Coco Cola Condoms - The real thing
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Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
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>Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
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>Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
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>Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
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>Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
>FCUK Condoms - no comment required
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>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
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>Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork
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>Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
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>Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
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>Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
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>Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
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>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
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>Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!
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>Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
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>Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world
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>Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
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>AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
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>Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
>Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
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>Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
>
>Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>
>Nike Condoms - Just do it
>
>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
>
>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
>
>KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
>
>Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
>
>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
>
>Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
>
>Coco Cola Condoms - The real thing
>
Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
>
>Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
>
>Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
>
>Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
>
>Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
>FCUK Condoms - no comment required
>
>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
>
>Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork
>
>Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
>
>Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
>
>Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
>
>Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
>
>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
>
>Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!
>
>Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
>
>Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world
>
>Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
>
>AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
>
>Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
>Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
