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two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in
financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch,
they need to
purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that
they can breed
their own stock.
They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get
there, if I
decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out
after me and haul
it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the
bull, and decides
she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will
sell it for $599,
no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send
her sister a
telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want
to send a
telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a
bull for our
ranch. I need her to hitch the
trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can
haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to
help her, then
adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has
$1 left. She
realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one
word. After a
few minutes of thinking,
she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word
"comfortable."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going
to know that you
want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and
drive out here to
haul that bull back
to your ranch if you send her just the word
"comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The
word's big. She'll
read it very slowly .. com-for-da-bull"
 
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