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So a guy gets on myspace and says "your hot" to me...
and email back thanks
then i go to my livejournal and make fun of his bad grammar
hours later I have this conversation wtih my friend (I'm speedoflug)
SpeedoFlug: blah
lleblnad: blah?
SpeedoFlug: so you know that guy i just posted about?
lleblnad: uh, no i don't know him, but i know what you're talking about?
SpeedoFlug: well i mean not know but know
SpeedoFlug: yeah
SpeedoFlug: he asked for my number
SpeedoFlug: and I,
lleblnad: gave it to him?
SpeedoFlug: in dire need of something interesting to happen in my boring life
SpeedoFlug: even if it's the dumbest and worst experience outside of getting arrested
SpeedoFlug: gave mr grammar pants my number
lleblnad: whoa, you're like. . um. . .out of your medication again?
SpeedoFlug: no i just got a refill
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SpeedoFlug: the worst thing, i don't even know what he looks like
SpeedoFlug: all his pics are group pic so r pics of his brother
SpeedoFlug: but some girl, in her testimonial to him , said "your hot" so i guess if a dumb girl thinks so than I should too
lleblnad: yah, i'm going to start mass spamming, definitely
SpeedoFlug: you can't have your actual pic though...it brings intrigue
SpeedoFlug: i'm really intrigued right now, you see?
lleblnad: oh. . ok.
lleblnad: hrm. I know, i'll get a picture of me in amongst a bunch of good looking guys and let them assume i'm not, 'him'
SpeedoFlug: lol
SpeedoFlug: group pics
SpeedoFlug: the way to go
lleblnad: yah, i see.
lleblnad: and write unintelligibly
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SpeedoFlug: i need to rest before tonight
SpeedoFlug: yeah but i need to eat first
lleblnad: so. . i can just start mass spamming girls on myspace and hopefully really bored ones will eventually say yes? Cool.
SpeedoFlug: it's really complicated abtually
SpeedoFlug: i have to do it all in order
SpeedoFlug: the worst thing, i don't even know what he looks like
SpeedoFlug: all his pics are group pic so r pics of his brother
SpeedoFlug: but some girl, in her testimonial to him , said "your hot" so i guess if a dumb girl thinks so than I should too
lleblnad: yah, i'm going to start mass spamming, definitely
SpeedoFlug: you can't have your actual pic though...it brings intrigue
SpeedoFlug: i'm really intrigued right now, you see?
lleblnad: oh. . ok.
lleblnad: hrm. I know, i'll get a picture of me in amongst a bunch of good looking guys and let them assume i'm not, 'him'
SpeedoFlug: lol
SpeedoFlug: group pics
SpeedoFlug: the way to go
lleblnad: yah, i see.
lleblnad: and write unintelligibly
SpeedoFlug: use things such as "my brother" but don't identify your brother but let them assume that your brother must be one of those buff hunks so genetics will render you a copy of him
lleblnad: heh, other day at school some student emailed me to ask a big big favor. . that normally i probably would've granted. . but he didn't capitalize the pronoun 'i', so. . fuck him
SpeedoFlug: not to say you're not attractive, but you know...the intrigue thing still helps!
SpeedoFlug: lol
lleblnad: oh yes, i totally understand what you're not saying
SpeedoFlug: my toasted ravioli is cold
lleblnad: microwave it
SpeedoFlug: using the convection thing on the microwave SUX
SpeedoFlug: that's what i did
lleblnad: aha
SpeedoFlug: but i gave the microwave one chance
SpeedoFlug: and it didnt' do it riht
SpeedoFlug: i'm not going back
SpeedoFlug: never again
lleblnad: yeah, i hate it when appliances reject me. I never forget, never forgive.
lleblnad: I didn't use my blender once for two months.
lleblnad: and didn't wash sheets for like 4 years.
SpeedoFlug: i understand
SpeedoFlug: it really hurts
lleblnad: that's a true story btw
SpeedoFlug: wait
SpeedoFlug: that's gross
lleblnad: thank you
SpeedoFlug: i don't even use sheets anymore!
SpeedoFlug: and that's a true story
SpeedoFlug: probaby grosser
lleblnad: no really, one day back when i was in law school I realized i hadn't thought to wash my sheets in. . a long time. i'd just forgot about it. . so I didn't anymore, till they finally fell apart.
lleblnad: i didn't have a lot of overnight guests in those days
lleblnad: nowadays too, come to think of it. . .
lleblnad: and besides, why do you need sheets anyway?
SpeedoFlug: when you're on your period
lleblnad: oh yeah
lleblnad: i know what you mean kinda. . i mean, after a good all you can eat mexican buffet, you really need to have sheets
SpeedoFlug: yeah but a period is like a mexican buffet without having to even eat anything
lleblnad: no, i heard that if you stop eating you don't get periods
lleblnad: much
SpeedoFlug: you have to do that for a really really long time
lleblnad: oh ok
SpeedoFlug: you know i really did just do a bad thing by giving that guy my number
lleblnad: http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/bad ... overs2.htm
lleblnad: i know
SpeedoFlug: b/c i looked closer at the pics to identify him, and there's one of him and some friends on the beach and his swim trunks are below his ass
SpeedoFlug: that's disturbing
lleblnad: yup.
SpeedoFlug: omg those are bad album covers
SpeedoFlug: oh crap. my phone is ringing.
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lleblnad: oh no. . what are you going to do?
SpeedoFlug: sit and eat my ravioli
lleblnad: a brilliant plan.
SpeedoFlug: i can't believe i gave my number to a guy who doesn't know how to wear his clothes
SpeedoFlug: well he does work out
lleblnad: I know your number, and I don't have the faintest clue how to dress myself. I just wear whatever I get at birthdays and christmas. .occasionally supplemented with another blue shirt.
SpeedoFlug: yeah but you don't let your swimsuit hang below your ass
lleblnad: that's true. I don't even think i own a swimsuit.
SpeedoFlug: i'm jsut staring in disbelief now
SpeedoFlug: ironically the front part is covered up on him, probably to not let us know that those steriods gave him a tiny penis
lleblnad: Sad thing, I noticed the other day in the mirror that with the loss of weight I no longer posses an ass. Just two kinda dimples. It's sad, to lose something you weren't even aware you had.
SpeedoFlug: really?
SpeedoFlug: weird
SpeedoFlug: it hurts too much to crane my neck far enough to view my ass, so I am really not aware of it
SpeedoFlug: "im a fun guy, jus like too have a good time with my friends, i love sports. "
SpeedoFlug: hey he is an aquarius
SpeedoFlug: so we are compatible
SpeedoFlug: if i can get past all the superficial things, you know
lleblnad: . . .
lleblnad: yup
lleblnad: you almost got me there
SpeedoFlug: and he's 5'11"
SpeedoFlug: I really hate how all the guys are shorter than me now
lleblnad: ??
SpeedoFlug: you know..it seems like every guy I know is 5'2" and I'm five three so it really bugs me...i can't wear heels and stuff
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SpeedoFlug: uh oh phone ringing again
SpeedoFlug: thurs
lleblnad: k
SpeedoFlug: aw man just morgan and jason avery
SpeedoFlug: no weird pantsless guy
lleblnad: ahh, ok. Don't know Morgan, don't know Jason.
SpeedoFlug: neither of them are Mr Test Subject
SpeedoFlug: now i feel unloved
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lleblnad: dude, if you're gonna post my conversations, let me say somethin funny, y'know, like never changing sheets.
SpeedoFlug: oh i thought you didn't want that broadcasted
lleblnad: jk, iethe way
lleblnad: either, that is
lleblnad: thank you!
SpeedoFlug: lol
SpeedoFlug: haha you sure perked up!
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on another note:
lleblnad: no, one nights aren't better than friends with bene's - because friendshipts are usually stronger than akwardness, but when you see a onenighter on the street you run
SpeedoFlug: no you don't
SpeedoFlug: you usually don't see them at all
SpeedoFlug: unless you'e in New York City
SpeedoFlug: where out of a city with ten million people, you run into the exact person you DONT want to see.
and email back thanks
then i go to my livejournal and make fun of his bad grammar
hours later I have this conversation wtih my friend (I'm speedoflug)
SpeedoFlug: blah
lleblnad: blah?
SpeedoFlug: so you know that guy i just posted about?
lleblnad: uh, no i don't know him, but i know what you're talking about?
SpeedoFlug: well i mean not know but know
SpeedoFlug: yeah
SpeedoFlug: he asked for my number
SpeedoFlug: and I,
lleblnad: gave it to him?
SpeedoFlug: in dire need of something interesting to happen in my boring life
SpeedoFlug: even if it's the dumbest and worst experience outside of getting arrested
SpeedoFlug: gave mr grammar pants my number
lleblnad: whoa, you're like. . um. . .out of your medication again?
SpeedoFlug: no i just got a refill
--------------
SpeedoFlug: the worst thing, i don't even know what he looks like
SpeedoFlug: all his pics are group pic so r pics of his brother
SpeedoFlug: but some girl, in her testimonial to him , said "your hot" so i guess if a dumb girl thinks so than I should too
lleblnad: yah, i'm going to start mass spamming, definitely
SpeedoFlug: you can't have your actual pic though...it brings intrigue
SpeedoFlug: i'm really intrigued right now, you see?
lleblnad: oh. . ok.
lleblnad: hrm. I know, i'll get a picture of me in amongst a bunch of good looking guys and let them assume i'm not, 'him'
SpeedoFlug: lol
SpeedoFlug: group pics
SpeedoFlug: the way to go
lleblnad: yah, i see.
lleblnad: and write unintelligibly
---------------------------------
SpeedoFlug: i need to rest before tonight
SpeedoFlug: yeah but i need to eat first
lleblnad: so. . i can just start mass spamming girls on myspace and hopefully really bored ones will eventually say yes? Cool.
SpeedoFlug: it's really complicated abtually
SpeedoFlug: i have to do it all in order
SpeedoFlug: the worst thing, i don't even know what he looks like
SpeedoFlug: all his pics are group pic so r pics of his brother
SpeedoFlug: but some girl, in her testimonial to him , said "your hot" so i guess if a dumb girl thinks so than I should too
lleblnad: yah, i'm going to start mass spamming, definitely
SpeedoFlug: you can't have your actual pic though...it brings intrigue
SpeedoFlug: i'm really intrigued right now, you see?
lleblnad: oh. . ok.
lleblnad: hrm. I know, i'll get a picture of me in amongst a bunch of good looking guys and let them assume i'm not, 'him'
SpeedoFlug: lol
SpeedoFlug: group pics
SpeedoFlug: the way to go
lleblnad: yah, i see.
lleblnad: and write unintelligibly
SpeedoFlug: use things such as "my brother" but don't identify your brother but let them assume that your brother must be one of those buff hunks so genetics will render you a copy of him
lleblnad: heh, other day at school some student emailed me to ask a big big favor. . that normally i probably would've granted. . but he didn't capitalize the pronoun 'i', so. . fuck him
SpeedoFlug: not to say you're not attractive, but you know...the intrigue thing still helps!
SpeedoFlug: lol
lleblnad: oh yes, i totally understand what you're not saying
SpeedoFlug: my toasted ravioli is cold
lleblnad: microwave it
SpeedoFlug: using the convection thing on the microwave SUX
SpeedoFlug: that's what i did
lleblnad: aha
SpeedoFlug: but i gave the microwave one chance
SpeedoFlug: and it didnt' do it riht
SpeedoFlug: i'm not going back
SpeedoFlug: never again
lleblnad: yeah, i hate it when appliances reject me. I never forget, never forgive.
lleblnad: I didn't use my blender once for two months.
lleblnad: and didn't wash sheets for like 4 years.
SpeedoFlug: i understand
SpeedoFlug: it really hurts
lleblnad: that's a true story btw
SpeedoFlug: wait
SpeedoFlug: that's gross
lleblnad: thank you
SpeedoFlug: i don't even use sheets anymore!
SpeedoFlug: and that's a true story
SpeedoFlug: probaby grosser
lleblnad: no really, one day back when i was in law school I realized i hadn't thought to wash my sheets in. . a long time. i'd just forgot about it. . so I didn't anymore, till they finally fell apart.
lleblnad: i didn't have a lot of overnight guests in those days
lleblnad: nowadays too, come to think of it. . .
lleblnad: and besides, why do you need sheets anyway?
SpeedoFlug: when you're on your period
lleblnad: oh yeah
lleblnad: i know what you mean kinda. . i mean, after a good all you can eat mexican buffet, you really need to have sheets
SpeedoFlug: yeah but a period is like a mexican buffet without having to even eat anything
lleblnad: no, i heard that if you stop eating you don't get periods
lleblnad: much
SpeedoFlug: you have to do that for a really really long time
lleblnad: oh ok
SpeedoFlug: you know i really did just do a bad thing by giving that guy my number
lleblnad: http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/bad ... overs2.htm
lleblnad: i know
SpeedoFlug: b/c i looked closer at the pics to identify him, and there's one of him and some friends on the beach and his swim trunks are below his ass
SpeedoFlug: that's disturbing
lleblnad: yup.
SpeedoFlug: omg those are bad album covers
SpeedoFlug: oh crap. my phone is ringing.
----------------------
lleblnad: oh no. . what are you going to do?
SpeedoFlug: sit and eat my ravioli
lleblnad: a brilliant plan.
SpeedoFlug: i can't believe i gave my number to a guy who doesn't know how to wear his clothes
SpeedoFlug: well he does work out
lleblnad: I know your number, and I don't have the faintest clue how to dress myself. I just wear whatever I get at birthdays and christmas. .occasionally supplemented with another blue shirt.
SpeedoFlug: yeah but you don't let your swimsuit hang below your ass
lleblnad: that's true. I don't even think i own a swimsuit.
SpeedoFlug: i'm jsut staring in disbelief now
SpeedoFlug: ironically the front part is covered up on him, probably to not let us know that those steriods gave him a tiny penis
lleblnad: Sad thing, I noticed the other day in the mirror that with the loss of weight I no longer posses an ass. Just two kinda dimples. It's sad, to lose something you weren't even aware you had.
SpeedoFlug: really?
SpeedoFlug: weird
SpeedoFlug: it hurts too much to crane my neck far enough to view my ass, so I am really not aware of it
SpeedoFlug: "im a fun guy, jus like too have a good time with my friends, i love sports. "
SpeedoFlug: hey he is an aquarius
SpeedoFlug: so we are compatible
SpeedoFlug: if i can get past all the superficial things, you know
lleblnad: . . .
lleblnad: yup
lleblnad: you almost got me there
SpeedoFlug: and he's 5'11"
SpeedoFlug: I really hate how all the guys are shorter than me now
lleblnad: ??
SpeedoFlug: you know..it seems like every guy I know is 5'2" and I'm five three so it really bugs me...i can't wear heels and stuff
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SpeedoFlug: uh oh phone ringing again
SpeedoFlug: thurs
lleblnad: k
SpeedoFlug: aw man just morgan and jason avery
SpeedoFlug: no weird pantsless guy
lleblnad: ahh, ok. Don't know Morgan, don't know Jason.
SpeedoFlug: neither of them are Mr Test Subject
SpeedoFlug: now i feel unloved
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lleblnad: dude, if you're gonna post my conversations, let me say somethin funny, y'know, like never changing sheets.
SpeedoFlug: oh i thought you didn't want that broadcasted
lleblnad: jk, iethe way
lleblnad: either, that is
lleblnad: thank you!
SpeedoFlug: lol
SpeedoFlug: haha you sure perked up!
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on another note:
lleblnad: no, one nights aren't better than friends with bene's - because friendshipts are usually stronger than akwardness, but when you see a onenighter on the street you run
SpeedoFlug: no you don't
SpeedoFlug: you usually don't see them at all
SpeedoFlug: unless you'e in New York City
SpeedoFlug: where out of a city with ten million people, you run into the exact person you DONT want to see.
