As I have a bellyfull of chemo and a split in my skull, dare I say......yes, I dare.
I enjoy reading that we all dismiss Scientology (as I do) as ridiculous, dangerous, poppy-cock. But, er, just change a few choice word and you get this......
"In Christian doctrine, Jesus is a galactic ruler who, 2005 years ago, walked around performing miracles and converted billlions of people on earth, stacked unbelievers around pyres, and set them on fire. Their souls then went to somewhere called 'hell', joined up with a fallen angel called 'Satan' and continue to cause people problems today. These events are known to Christians as Sin. The story of Jesus is part of a much wider range of Christian beliefs in an loving god, collectively described by hundreds of different people who never knew, saw, or heard of Jesus."